BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEARN ITALIAN?

To speak in cursive.

So what to say? Seriously I am speechless... Have you guys listened to Elisa Esposito?

The teacher of speaking “cörsivœ”.

But what the hell does it mean to speak in cursive?

Kids today don't even know how to write in cursive!

Does it make you laugh, though? No because maybe it's me who lacks in humor, but I feel a great sorry for her... And more than her those who watch and are amused.

For goodness sake, she parodies her peers who have this terrible way of speaking. I don’t talk like this even when I am badly drunk...

Some have compared it to the  “farfallino” alphabet, but no way! That was a code for us Boomers (I would like to point out that I belong to Generation X, my favorite variable, 😉 since it is independent) not to be understood by the grown-ups (or at least we pretended to have a secret language).

Cursive is a language for whiny junkies.

Even the writing of this way of speaking is mangled, but this drift was already begun with the "sexless" asterisks.

So here we are in the age of the Orwellian "Newspeak". Less words less content. It's the beginning of the end. Anyway, the fall of the Western Empire is forthcoming, since nowadays it's enough to burp to be famous... by the way, but if I burp, do I speak in bold?

I almost start giving lessons about "how to speak in boldface""... I'm good at it huh? (yes ok, I admit... there are more skilled people).

But I'm stopped by that very thing called DIGNITY...

I reiterate that "In the long run we are all dead." (John Maynard Keynes). And thank goodness for that!!!